The Life of Karl, the Iguana

Today proved to be very fortunate for me.  After majestically perching atop my dwelling for hours on end, demonstrating to the world how beautiful I really am, I suddenly became aware of an intruder.  To my surprise, the being was carrying a very tasty looking meal.  The noises that the beast made, as it gently deposited the meal on the ground, sounded something like “Happy Valen Tinesday”.  Strange.  I waited a few moments before I leapt at the tasty package.  The morsel was wrapped together with some tricky green substance that very much resembled lettuce.  I can assure you, based on the taste, that it was most certainly not.  The contents, however were quite delicious.  I began with the green parts which stood erect in the carefully packaged soil.  Atop the stalks stood some white entities, which were even more scrumptious than the greenish food…

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…  Sorry.  I was dreaming about the myriad of flavors…