Filed under: eating
Today proved to be very fortunate for me. After majestically perching atop my dwelling for hours on end, demonstrating to the world how beautiful I really am, I suddenly became aware of an intruder. To my surprise, the being was carrying a very tasty looking meal. The noises that the beast made, as it gently deposited the meal on the ground, sounded something like “Happy Valen Tinesday”. Strange. I waited a few moments before I leapt at the tasty package. The morsel was wrapped together with some tricky green substance that very much resembled lettuce. I can assure you, based on the taste, that it was most certainly not. The contents, however were quite delicious. I began with the green parts which stood erect in the carefully packaged soil. Atop the stalks stood some white entities, which were even more scrumptious than the greenish food…
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… Sorry. I was dreaming about the myriad of flavors…
