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Food arrived to me on a large black platter. As long as the lettuce tasted like lettuce, I didn’t care what brought it to my doorstep. I was lucky enough to find some traces of fruit. Why am I up at this time? Some jerk probably turned on the artificial sun again.
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As I was scouring my dwelling area for bites to eat, I happened to notice a familiar lump of orange fur pearched in a threatening way just beyond the limits of my domain. Every so often this creature would glance back at me through the invisible forcefield between me and the outside world. As there was a limited supply of consumables in immedate area, I was forced to explore the region guarded by the beast.
Strangely, when I pushed at the invisible forcefield, it, as well as the processed tree surrounding it moved forward, allowing for my passage. This happened rapidly, as I used great force. The swinging barrier hit the animal, which lept up with a yelp. I said to myself, “This beast will not keep me from obtaining nourishment,” so I charged at it. I thought I was moving quickly, but the furry monster evaded me and swifly ran toward another barrier, where it cringed and cowered in the corner. Mission accomplished.
Still I did not have food, so I proceeded through another opening, stopping only to nod my head in a threatening fashion to show the orange beast who was the victor. My reward, as it turned out was a large quantity of peas. 
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Remain on my floor. I have attempted to consume them, but they’re just too crispy. I would much rather have a nice banana.
