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This moring, I was surprised to find a head of romaine lettuce, some broccoli, and a few slices of cucumber waiting for me. They’re quite tasty. I currently sit with a broccoli stem hanging from my mouth.
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Last night at some point, I was disturbed from my daily resting by a large entity that picked me up and removed me from my perch. Needless to say, I was horrified. After regaining my composure, I proceeded to carefully exit my domain through an opening in the wall, somehow made by the said entity.
For a good 10 minutes, I explored the area (one that I had been to before). Suddenly, the entity returned and once again picked me up. This time I was in his grasp for a longer period of time. I was brought to another region where I was placed upon a large, soft, green rock. Another being was reclining on that very rock, so I decided to creep closer for a better look.
To my chagrin, this new being (having a longer, more curly mane than the other) began making the most horrendous noise. This noise was coming from what appeared to be its mouth. It kept repeating and increased in intensity, such that the rock was shaking under me. Without delay, I high-tailed it out of there. I believe the first entity was assisting me in the matter, but I could not be sure of its intentions.
To my surprise, I found some nice collard greens on the ground next to the rock. This pleased me, so I figured I would investigate the second entity once more. Again, I was greeted with the sound of tympanic membrane peircing screeches. As soon as it had been done before, the first entity apprehended me and returned me to my lair.
I think I had enough excitement for the day.
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I’ve been eating peas. I tried the “save-some-for-later” tactic, but that only resulted in some very dry, nearly moldy peas. I think I’m recovering well from the birthing excercise.
