The Life of Karl, the Iguana

Just warming my bottom on this heated rock.  That is all.

So, I laid 20 eggs.  This happened two days ago after a serious nesting effort.  My eggs are currently incubating inside my place of dwelling, carefully gathered amidst some dirt and small bits of tree.  These days I spend my time relaxing and basking, recovering from the laying. 
Also, for some strange reason, it seems that I am being pampered with extra food and water.  I'm really thirsty.  Laying eggs is very taxing.   It's good to have them out. 

My plans to escape to the meadow, green have been thwarted!  The lush trees and greenery were awaiting my comraderie.  Alas…  

My plan was as follows: Sneak, carefully to the window facing the North.  Open the the screen and leap onto the ledge below me.  From there, it was a short jump to freedom.  

Damned if I wasn't apprehended as I was just exiting the room!   

I've found a great place to sit around and relax.  There's this nice blue box that is quite comfortable.  I can just wrap my tail around me and lie there for hours.  

Please accept my most sincere apologies for the lack of posts this week. I have been very busy digging and spreading these little bits of tree all around my living domain.  I felt that the place really needed to be rearranged, so I took care of it.  Still more work needs to be done.  I shall return to my labors now.  

I've been asleep for the past two days, so I decided to climb to the top of this strange tree structure with four upright branches and some horizontal branches precisely at the top of them.  There is some sort of invisible forcefield that prevents me from walking between the upright branches.  Anyway, When I reached the top, I paused to rest.  Upon studying my surroundings, I returned to the two warm stones at the base of the tree.  I like it here.

It's stuffy in here.  Also, the kale wasn't as delicious as I rembered it to be the last time.  I'll look for something different.  

Walking around my living area, looking for some food… walking around my living area, looking for some food…  KALE!!!    All mine!  I shall greedily devour it.  Don't bother me, I'm eating.

My room smells like bananas!  

I was minding my own business, basking upon both of my hot rocks, when suddenly one of my bipedal co-habitants entered my dwelling space.  The sound of the entry aparatus was enough to wake me from my slumber.  The entity approached my sleeping quarters.  Suddenly, it made physical contact with me, rubbing my back and misshaping my spines!  Fortunately, as soon as it had arrived, it was gone.  I was able to return to my beauty sleep.  

By the way, would somebody please remove the molding pea pods from my room?  They disgust me!